I Put On For My Township, I Put Ooooooon

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Not a day goes by that 412 Lax doesn’t know that we are the world’s foremost expert of on field lacrosse attire.

So when an opportunity comes to carve a teammate’s high school kit, we strike like a starving black mamba in Tarantino trailer.

Feast your eyes on the Manheim Township Blue Streak lacrosse program. Major and obvious strikes against them are the Riddel helmet and the lacrosse sticks logo on the game shorts, but open closer review we find the word TOWNSHIP blasted across their chest.

Really Manheim? Really?

Is that worse than the District 9 uniform from Mighty Ducks 1?

Shocking creative from the center of Pennsylvania.

Other possible options for such a generic uniform include: Community, Area, Space, Land, Country, Planet

Good thing the Manheim kids on our team are on the defensive side of the ball. Trash talking escalates rather quickly.

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8 responses to “I Put On For My Township, I Put Ooooooon

  1. Tumbo is a 25 year old senior

    412 is obviously biased b/c his alma mater could not prepare him for the college n they have been dominated by township for the past 4 years

  2. isn’t it district 5, not 9, in the Mighty Ducks?

  3. It is refered to as “Township” because there is a Manheim Central. I agree that the lids suck, but come on, you couldn’t start for MT NOW, as a “college” player. You shouldn’t disrespect a program that is head and shoulders above Mt. Lebo!

  4. Manheim is definately the best academic and athletic institution in Lancaster. I mean, really a top notch destination for any highschool stud. I think if I could play anywhere, or anyone, it would be Township, year in and year out they really exude the confidence, sportsmanship, and above all else, intellect that is so key to central Pa’s success.

  5. PittisShitt “You shouldn’t disrespect a program that is head and shoulders above Mt. Lebo!”

    Tumbo is a 25 year old senior
    “412 is obviously biased b/c his alma mater could not prepare him for the college n they have been dominated by township for the past 4 years”

    Mt. Lebanon and MT have played 4 times 2006-2009 and series is 3-1 Township. I wouldn’t say that’s domination by any stretch. Also one of the those games was a one goal game. So it could easily could be a tied series at 2-2.

    Until someone beats East I don’t think West or Central have room to trash talk.

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