USA U19 West

Why is he wearing the same boat shoes that Quint wore to hunt down the fabled shark in Stevie Spielberg’s 1975 picture Jaws?

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More questionable choices after the jump

Same shoes, different angle. Are those keds?

Same shoes, different angle. Are those keds?

Did any one get the memo about turf shoes?

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It’s not so much that the keep isn’t a fan of tilt but rather that he’s wearing his helmet completely, totally, and utterly wrong. Not winning bonus points for wearing dirty sweatpants either.

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Foreign goals make me feel weird. Kind of like those bloused sweatpants and the red Mizuno running shoes.

You’re representing your country. CHRIST look how easy that is.

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One response to “USA U19 West

  1. Well, this was frustrating to see…

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